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  • Published on:  12/6/2015
  • Three people (Kate McKinnon, Cecily Strong, Ryan Gosling) share very different stories about their alien abduction.Subscribe to SNL: https://goo.gl/tUsXwMStream Current Full Episodes: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-liveWatch Past SNL Seasons: Google Play - http://bit.ly/SNLGooglePlay iTunes - http://bit.ly/SNLiTunesFollow SNL Social -SNL Instagram: http://instagram.com/nbcsnl SNL Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/snlSNL Twitter: https://twitter.com/nbcsnlSNL Tumblr: http://nbcsnl.tumblr.com/SNL Pinterest: http://www.pinterest.com/nbcsnl/
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  • Nick Ruocco
    Nick Ruocco 8 months ago+4558

    The best sketches are usually the ones where everyone is losing their shit because of one person. Especially if they got the veterans losing it.

  • Wade Dungan
    Wade Dungan 9 months ago+2550

    The look Kate gives Aidy and Bobby when they start breaking is the best because she knows everyone is going down 😂😂😂

  • Chumpy the Anteater
    Chumpy the Anteater 10 months ago +1636

    Kate McKinnon is a comic genius she broke pretty much everyone on set with this one

  • Emily Nobbe
    Emily Nobbe 3 months ago+1078

    I love how Cecily is able to gently cue Ryan at 5:08 by saying the first word
    Of his line, “man.” He’s laughing so hard he could have missed it lmao. I love how Cecily is not only a outstanding jack of all trades cast member she’s such a team player. It seems like she’s always trying to help everybody be their best!

  • twinkie311bc
    twinkie311bc 2 years ago+3829

    When Ryan gosling is trying to hide his laughing "he's cryin" 😂😂😂

  • Abrahim Javed
    Abrahim Javed 9 months ago+1880

    When the girl interviewer almost broke character after the “knocker” story, I died. Kate McKinnon knew she almost broke her. You could hear it in her voice after. Lol

  • Maria Palacios
    Maria Palacios 8 months ago+1178

    THE “WHAT” KILLED ME

  • Ceo founder
    Ceo founder 3 months ago+581

    Watching Ryan Gosling as he was losing it; was comedy awesomeness!
    Kate McKinnon is comedy gold!

  • JazzyBarrera
    JazzyBarrera 5 months ago+676

    The way ryan just grabs Kate's hand at the end made me smile so much

  • Speedy of the North
    Speedy of the North 3 years ago+2234

    "look it wasnt my worst Wednesday night" i think that had everyone plus cast going

  • Blondie Seeker
    Blondie Seeker 4 months ago+458

    “Look it wasn’t my worst Wednesday night” I lost it at that part, couldn’t stop laughing 😂 they should make a movie of this 👏👏👏

  • YoGurlClara
    YoGurlClara 2 days ago+13

    Kate: a lil different for me...
    Me: starts dying

  • Heather Metz
    Heather Metz 9 months ago+433

    Kate the BEST, “Super off the books!”

  • Morpheus
    Morpheus 3 months ago+91

    "were they collecting biological data?"
    "no... no that felt super off the books."

  • SuperN0IS3
    SuperN0IS3 4 months ago+134

    "Perhaps they were just collecting biological data?"
    i've never seen someone make such an effort to hold a laughter before lol

  • Elizabeth Smith
    Elizabeth Smith 5 months ago+155

    Man Kate just owns it, this is why I have watched this countless times 😂 and Ryan losing it was pretty funny also.

  • Charllee Dodson
    Charllee Dodson 10 months ago+207

    This is SNL Gold! This skit is going into the SNL history books

  • Kayla Hammann
    Kayla Hammann 3 months ago+78

    Kate & Cecily are the hardest to break, but when they do they have everyone rolling. They’re also the best imo. 🖤

  • The Bedside bear
    The Bedside bear 1 months ago+68

    Oh seeing Ryan crying trying to hide laughter warms my soul

  • Harry Barcia
    Harry Barcia 7 months ago+209

    Agent Morris:I'm agent Morris with the NSA, and this is special agent Kirkpatrick. Now we know you've all been through quite an ordeal, so we appreciate you making the trip to Washington on such short notice.

    Agent Kirkpatrick: Yes, you three experienced the first verified case of alien abduction, so naturally you are of great interest to the United States government.

    Sharon:This is nuts man, I mean-- We're just small town buds who saw a UFO in the woods, I mean, now we are hanging out with the government.

    Agent Kirkpatrick: Okay. Now after the blue light pulled you into the spacecraft, what is your next memory?

    Sharon: I came to and saw a beautiful being, made of like a beautiful calming light.

    Todd: Yeah, same here, that being touched my head and I felt every emotion in its purest form. It was amazing; I cried, sir.

    Agent Kirkpatrick: Okay, and you Miss Rafferty?

    Miss rafferty: Wow, what floor were you guys on? I woke up in a dirty metal dome and 40 little grey aliens watched me pee in a steel bowl.
    Then they took the bowl, walked out.

    Agent Kirkpatrick: Interesting, were these beings also bathed in light?

    Miss Rafferty: Uh no, nope, they were grey with big fat eyes and little mouths. They just stared while I peed. I don't think I was dealing with the top brass.

    Agent Morris: And how did they instruct you to urinate? Was that telepathically?

    Miss Rafferty: Uh, no, no. I woke up, I had to pee like a camel, so I started peeing, and one of the grey aliens slapped the wall and pointed at the bowl.
    So I got the hint, I kind of duck-walked over to the bowl and peed in there.

    Agent Kirkpatrick: Yes, I, I see. Now when you all awoke were you clothed?

    Sharon: Um, I was wrapped in like, a robe made out of warm, glowing energy.

    Todd: Yeah, like a blanket made out of pure love.

    Miss Rafferty: Yeah, a little different for me. I uh, I had my shirt I came in with, but my pants were gone. So uh, my coot-coot was out.
    I was full porky pigging it in a drafty dome.

    Agent Kirkpatrick: Now did you all stay on the same ship the entire time or--

    Todd: Well, you know my body did, but my consciousness was shown what lies beyond time and space.
    It was so beautiful, I'm sorry I'm just crying about--just thinking about it a little bit.

    Agent Morris: Do you need a tissue?

    Todd: What? No that's alright, I'll just, I'll use my shirt.

    Sharon: Um, the alien showed my mind the furnace of all creation, what we would call God.

    Miss Rafferty: WHAT? These fancy cats are seeing God, meanwhile, I'm starting phase two, which is me sitting on a stool, while 40 grey aliens take turns
    gently batting my knockers around. Did y'all get the knockers stuff?

    Sharon: Um, no, no knockers stuff. Sorry.
    Agent Morris: And did you feel threatened Miss Raferty?

    Miss Rafferty: No, no, no, no, no, no. They were, uh, they were real respectful about it, they were, they were in a line, and then, uh, one by one they would step up, slap a knocker, then go to the end of the line, wait for another turn. It didn't hurt it was like-- I'm sorry pardon me Sharon.
    It was kind of like that. No harm, no foul.
    Sharon: Ow, ow that hurts a litt... That hurts.

    Agent Morris: Um, perhaps they were collecting biological data?

    Miss Rafferty: No, nope, that felt super off the books. I swear to God there was one grey alien by the door just kind of peeking. I think he was the lookout. Look, it wasn't my worst Wednesday night.
    Agent Kirkpatrick:And how did the aliens return you all to earth?

    Sharon: Wow, I was carried down gently. He's crying. I was carried down gently in a cradle of light and placed into a soft bed of wildflowers.

    Todd: Yeah, yep, the light laid me down like a baby in a meadow near my house. I was smiling and weeping tears of joy, sir.

    Miss Rafferty: All right well now this miffs me a little bit. Because, uh, my grand exit was out of what was basically like a big airplane toilet, okay?
    I, uh, shoot--I dropped down seven feet onto the roof of a Long John Silver's. They threw out my pants separately, they missed the roof.
    My slacks landed in a fricking pine tree, 30 feet away. So I had to just chill up there with my damn coot-coot and prune chute hanging out
    until the place opened up.

    Todd: Man, you got screwed.

    Miss Rafferty: Oh, you think Todd?

    Agent Morris: Well we'd like to take you guys for physical examinations now.

    Miss Rafferty: Yeah, all right, is there going to be any knocker stuff?

    Agent Morris: Um, possibly, I'm sorry.

    Miss Rafferty: Ah, nah, don't be, just be gentle because they're pretty banged up.
    Tell me about God, what's God's deal?